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Fool's Gold

Author: IRmjii
Type: Poem
Rating: Safe
Status: Complete
Preceding: None
Succeeding: None

A Poem By IRmjii

  • There once was a King from York
  • Who was eating with a fork
  • He sat down and ate pork
  • But unfortuntely he choked on a cork
  • While opening a bottle of wine with a peice of chalk
  • And also while he started to talk
  • Eating a peice of stalk
  • Plus hearing sounds from the Hawk
  • And being called a "Dork"
  • For the fork was actually a spork
  • The spork made out of quark
  • Actually made out of Squark


  • "Will you just shut up!" Said my brother
  • "God the things people say these days......"